...You aren't squeezing them and making juice.
All I want to do is put a bit of lemon juice in some homemade ice tea. I have been to 4 grocery stores (2 Food Basics, a No-Frills and a Fortinos) and not one of them has had lemon juice in stock. Hoards of lime juice (I don't want no stinkin' lime juice), but no lemon juice.
I have a draft of my letter to the mayor, discussing my outrage almost ready to send.