Thursday, June 25, 2009

The Eye Soap

It's 10:30am and I've already seen 2 topless old men. Any guesses on what my daily total will be?


How come we can make Christmas lights that will flash to specific music, but we can't find a way to wrap the average stick of butter so that you don't have to open both ends to get a clear slice of the butter?

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

She's A Little Curvy

(a wee creation of mine: one tea light, one mini pair of vice grips, one cork, one cork screw, one crazy woman)

Friday, June 19, 2009

Where Was I When That Happened?

I was washing my hands after urinating this evening and looked at myself in the mirror. I noticed that one corner of my "eye skin" was all dark. I mentally chastised myself for having got my eye region so dirty and not realized it. Thusly, I began to try and wash away the dark spot. It turned out not to be dirt, grease or sin, but bruising. I have a partial black eye and NO idea how it got like that. Zero.

It's just a little guy, but still so strange.

I'll let you know if baby spiders hatch out of it, or if the police show up at my door looking for a statement.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Who Is Watching Who?

I'm cat sitting this guy for the next couple weeks. I like him.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Can I Borrow Your Pellet Gun?

Critters are eating my ripening strawberries. Two knowledgeable gardeners have jokingly suggested a pellet gun as a solution. Hmmm. I think the combination of insomnia and fire arms is a great idea. Look out Alexander and friends!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

So Many Flightless Birds, So Little Time

If you're looking for something to do this weekend, might I suggest Wingfest at Pier 8 (that's the part of the bay front/harbour with Williams Coffee Pub).

It boasts:
  • a whole lotta wings (and food)
  • a midway - aka RIDES!
  • an art show
  • cheap boat cruises
  • fireworks on Saturday night
  • live music - including Henry Strong's current jazz band, The Spoons, Honeymoon Suite and April Wine
It's free to get in until 6pm at which point it'll cost ya a whole two bucks. You should probably check it out. I am.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Monday, June 08, 2009


This is one of my neighbourhood friends, Alexander. He's friendly and almost assuredly full of lead paint.

Wednesday, June 03, 2009