I decided that my car is a mullet. Yup, a mullet - business in the front, party in the back.
I drive a silver Civic. It is a pretty boring car. When you stand at the front of it you see silver and you the grey interior. The most exciting thing you see in the front is a tiny gymbe hanging from my rear view mirror.
Once you move to the back you get the party. The two rear passenger seat windows have static clings on them, the rear windshield has 2 clings on it. Then you get to the bumper which boasts 5 bumper stickers. The party is in the back.
Mullets are back in Europe. Give me 3 years and my car will be so very cool here.