Monday, September 10, 2007

Do You Have Testicles? (This is not a dirty question, its just a body part people.)

Do you have testicles, attend Redeemer University College (i can't wait for this sentence to come up in a Google search!), can carry a tune in a bucket, sing in a not super low fashion? If you answered yes to these questions then the Redeemer University College Concert Choir needs YOU!

[insert picture of Dr T looking like Uncle Sam and pointing at you, here]

For real though, if you're a male RUC stud(ent) and you have ever thought about joining the choir, this is the time for you. We need tenors. We are so desperate that I, Laura Stewart, a mezzo-soprano am singing first tenor. So you see the need here.

Some reasons/benefits to joining the choir:
  1. so man lovely ladies
  2. some pretty cool dudes
  3. a tight knit community that will support you in prayer and in deed
  4. singing music that could change your heart for the better
  5. singing music that could make you cry (see #4)
  6. travel - we go on tour
  7. becoming a waaaay better musician
  8. so much laughing
  9. Chris and Rebecca Teeuwsen
  10. Soup and Buns - everywhere we go and they are always great
  11. a chance to learn other languages - we sing in Latin, French, German, Spanish...
  12. a chance to star in tour videos
  13. friendships that will last for the rest of your life
  14. alumni choir
  15. any time we sing Handel you get an ab work out
  16. corporate worship in many different styles
  17. being a shiny jewel in the Redeemer crown - we sing for anything they want to look and sound good
  18. a chance to make soprano jokes
  19. singing with an orchestra will knock much more than your socks off
  20. you get to see me at least 3 times a week!
Seriously - there is 20 reasons why you and your tenor self should be contacting Dr. Teeuwsen right now!

Ok. Go. I'll see you in 125G!

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