Dear Boys Downstairs

Dear Boys in the apartment below,

It may sound sick, but I generally like the smell of cigarettes. But I wonder what brand you guys are smoking, because all the smoke, all the time, smells reeeeeaaaaalllly gross. Similar to a rain soaked sweat shirt that was worn while an entire pack was smoked, three days ago. Like gross.

I'm just sayin' is all. Maybe you should smoke better cigarettes. Or, don't smoke at all. That's cool too.

Ok, I'm sure we'll talk later, probably about loud music, poker nights, the fact that the entire building knows you have a beer tap on your fridge, or your passionate love for baseball.

Have a nice day,

Laura