Give The (Mostly) Non Kosher Gift Of Love

Let's say you're sitting around and you're thinking, "Dag, that Lstew is a great ol' gal. I'd love to encourage her. I think I will do that by buying her a gift." Now, this thought might come to you because it's leading up to the 25th of June or the 25th of December (aka birthday and Christmas). Or maybe you've noticed me working hard and want to help reward me. Or maybe it's a day ending in 'y'. Who is to say? Regardless of what brings on this beautiful inspiration, I have a few ideas for you as you choose to express your love.

Now, it is no secret that I love bacon. While noodling around on a great website, I stumbled upon a goldmine of bacon related gifts. Rather than a lot of descriptions, why don't I break it down for you list style:

• bacon soap
• a bacon belt
• bacon watch
• bacon floss
• bacon gumballs
• bacon jelly beans
• bacon bandages
• bacon wallet
• uncle oinker's gummi bacon (funny, i haven't seen this uncle at any family events recently)
• bacon mints
• a bacon pennent
• bacon air freshener
• what would bacon do deluxe spin folder
• bacon placemats
• bacon toothpicks
• bacon wrapping paper (great for wrapping up all the gifts you got)
• metal bacon dome lunch box
• mr. bacon t-shirt

Well, that should keep you going for a bit. While you dig out your credit card, I'm gonna go lick my dreams.

Oink.