Yesterday I went to call home. I pushed what I thought was the speed dial number for my parents. The phone rang, an unfamiliar voice answered and I figured I hit the wrong speed dial number and had called one of my friends' houses. So I said thought I had dialed the wrong number. The unfamiliar voice replied, "No, I don't think you did." I was confused. I muttered a bit and then realized I was speaking to my own Mother. She has a bad head cold.
...greatest daughter ever. Cough.