Sunday, March 18, 2007

Smoerman's Night Out: A Tale In Parts (like Dickens)

Once upon a time there was a lovely young woman named Smoerman. She was a very hard worker and decided at the end of a long week that she needed to get out a bit.

She decided she should change out of her teacher clothes before going out into public.

"Gurgle, gurgle," went Smoerman's stomach. She knew it was time for food, so off she went to Jack Astors to satisfy her dining needs. There were so many good things on the menu. It was hard decide.

There was something about the waitress she liked, but she just couldn't put her finger on it...

Embarrassingly while she was thinking about the doctrine of transfiguration, she tried to take a drink and the straw went right up her nose.

Out of rage and surprise to having the straw up her nose she let an expletive slip from her lips.

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