I tried to come up with some pithy slogans for this initiative. This was the best I could come up with - feel free to add your own...
- Other people's kids: making you less horny since they started puking at 3am.
- Think you're ready to be a Daddy, tough guy? Explain to your 18 month old why he can't breath.
- Does puke make you puke? Then keep your pants on!
- The 100% successful birth control - a combination of other people's kids and abstinence.
- Don't be a chump. Before you hump, think about a night of runny stuff coming out of their rump. (too far?)
- Abstinence; it-snot the worst thing that ever happened to you.
- Cough, cough, cough, cough, what? Keep it in your drawers.
- Nothin' spells lovin' like vomit chunk covered laundry in the middle of the night!