An Unemployed Wonderland

So, I am still what might be termed "under employed" and by under I mean total lack thereof. Now, I can't be too much of a complainer face as I was offered a part part part time job - 5ish hours every two weeks involving teenagers, hot dogs and drunk football fans in east Hamilton - I turned it down in the hopes that well, in hope. I turned it down in hope. Sometimes I confuse hope with trust.

Anyway, I thought I might make a list of some of the things that I have been doing in all of my unemployed magnificence. As you can imagine, someone of my personality is rarely bored, just unmotivated or unstimulated. Grin. I've been a little frustrated that my total lack of income means that now that I have time, I have not the gas money to visit so many people.

I digress - a list of what has been occupying my days as of late:

• sleeping - sometimes a little more than I think I should, but I'm working on a pretty large deficit still
• thinking about walking - it gets romanticized while I look out from the balcony, but rarely happens
• watching Asians hurt themselves - no, not in that row of apartments on the 3rd floor but on youtube
• acquiring Dreamweaver C3 and teaching myself how to use it
• praying
• dancing in my apartment
• not doing the dishes
• not cleaning the bathroom or my bedroom
• painting picture frames
• drawing/text art
• harassing people via instant messaging services
• writing letters
• tiny tiny bits of pilates/work outs
• applying for jobs
• applying for more jobs
• interviewing for very few jobs
• sitting around being hopeful
• sitting around being pessimistic
• discouraging Bernice from laying on the 2 new eggs she laid - I'll get you Irwin!
• reading
• playing ball
• hanging out with people
• letting mosquitoes bite my left foot 6 times
• counting down the days until: Chelsea returns, Amanda returns, baby showers, weddings, teachers stop counting down the days they have left in their school years
• listening for the ice cream truck, hearing it, deciding if I can actually afford to spend the 2.50$ on a small dipped cone, and then evaluating the amount of time I spent thinking and figuring out if I still have enough time to make it down to the truck before it drives away
• watching Portuguese television so that I don't have to watch lame soap operas
• cleaning the pigeon crap off the balcony in slow covert ways
• thinking about my mom's cooking
• running off to donate blood
  
• writing blogs