DSB

Dear Secret Boyfriend,

You are doing a fantastic job at living up to one part of your name - the secret part. But the boyfriend part, well, I'm not gonna lie, you're doing a pretty shabby job on that end.

I was thinking, you should take me out for dinner and a movie soon. I'd like to see Freedom Writers if anyone is going to show it, or Children of Men (Simon said its good, but very intense at times), oh and I still haven't seen Casino Royale (its seems everybody but me has seen it). And I'm pretty easy on the dinner part.

Oh and maybe as a peace offering for your 5 year silence you could pick me up some blueberries or blackberries at Food Basics - they're on for 2 for 5$.

Trying not to smell like desperation,

Laura