First You Get the Sugar

As much as the City job is covering my bills right now, it isn't making me much money for the school year. So I've been thinking about jobs. My thoughts about jobs for the school year remind me of a dip in GPA, and a lack of time for ministry. So after some prayer I have decided the following:

Laura Stewart, in conjunction with God, is proud to announce an opening for the position of:

Sugar Daddy

Having a Sugar Daddy will ensure that I have the financial resources to finish my last year of school and be able to maintain my positions within various ministries.

Successful applicants will need:

• a pack load of money
• an understanding that they will not be "getting any' unless they also purchase a wedding
• a nice car
• access to the internet
• and perhaps a single son around the age of 25
• do not necessarily need to male

If you or anyone you know is interested, please leave a brief message in the comment box.