Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Headlines from Lalalaura Land...

  • Study reveals McDonald's fries induce weight loss and enhance beauty
  • Redeemer University College deems paper writing to be a colossal waste of time
  • Use of money abolished world wide, hugs the new currency
  • Jesus is coming back tonight
  • Pizza said to be a cancer fighting agent
  • Ontario government makes University a priority by paying for students to attend
  • Fat is the new thin
  • High heels are found to cause brain damage
  • God commands skinny girls to be slaves for everyone over 150lbs
  • Cats no longer a problem for allergy sufferers
  • Vanilla Coke discovered to be a gigantic aphrodisiac
  • Girls who sing are great lovers

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