Headlines from Lalalaura Land...

• Study reveals McDonald's fries induce weight loss and enhance beauty
• Redeemer University College deems paper writing to be a colossal waste of time
• Use of money abolished world wide, hugs the new currency
• Jesus is coming back tonight
• Pizza said to be a cancer fighting agent
• Ontario government makes University a priority by paying for students to attend
• Fat is the new thin
• High heels are found to cause brain damage
• God commands skinny girls to be slaves for everyone over 150lbs
• Cats no longer a problem for allergy sufferers
• Vanilla Coke discovered to be a gigantic aphrodisiac
• Girls who sing are great lovers