We're Living In A Slap Dash Episode

Next in a series of things that would make the universe better if I owned them is this:



Reasons it would be good for me to have the SLAAAAP CHOP:

• I really like to cook.
  
• I love to keep expanding my repertoire and taking mini adventures with traditional recipes or the dishes I grew up with.
  
• I live with 7 other people.
• Moving sharp blades that swing to look like a butterfly for dishwasher safe easy cleaning (we don't have a dishwasher).
  
• This would help cut prep time.
• The guy on the ad looks crazy.
  
• This would help cut dishes.
• More growth in cooking due to the ease of prep.
• It's named Slap Chop