In Central Park-
Connor (my 7 year old cousin): Dad can we take a horse and buggy to hockey next week?
Hugh (his Dad): Maybe in the Spring when it's warmer.
Connor: The Spring! I'll be dead by then!
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Michael Kinnomon: We have to reconcile ourselves to being ambassadors of reconciliation.
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Sarah Slotegraaf: (reading a sign out loud the exact way it was written) Where is Mass Tpke?
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Lstew: Asian men, plus my hips, equals hilarity.
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Laura: You know what a missionary is right?
Tow Truck Driver: Yeah, they kill people.
Laura: No, that's a mercenary.
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