Things You Might Say To Your Computer or Significant Other

1. What are you thinking about?
2. I think I gave you a virus.
3. Can't you load quicker?
4. After you recharge you'll feel better.
5. That's not what I asked you to do.
6. You're too loud.
7. Why aren't you working?
8. Why can't I turn you on?
9. Reboot this!
10. You've really slowed down over the years.