Songs You Shouldn't Be Thinking of In May

Excellent Paper Topic

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She Was A Great 'Ol Gal

Thanks for fireworks and a day off!

End of the World

Yesterday I became an official member of the CRC.

Things To Do In Hamilton For 10$ (Per Person)Or Under Vol. 1.2

Choir concert - in honour of Redeemer University College outgoing president Dr. Justin Cooper.

Friday, May 14th, 2010 @ MacNab Presbyterian, Hamilton, ON

Pieces include: Byrd's Ave Verum Corpus; Lotti's Crucifixus; Halloran's Witness; select parts of Brahm's Liebeslieder Waltzer and much, much more.

There are real, paid soloists.  I'm singing in it. 

And you can come for the low, low cost of 10$.  Tickets available by calling the RUC box office at 905 648 2131 ext 4211 or by going to ticketwindow.ca

You're Fine, You're Fine, You...You're Cut

I was at my parents' this weekend and watched a lot of playoff hockey.  While watching the Sharks and Red Wings on Saturday night, I initiated a line of conversation about the survival abilities of certain team mascots.  I decided that hockey teams need to be named after things that could plausibly survive a northern winter.

Teams like the Avalanche, Canadiens, and Penguins are quite alright.  Teams in the "eeee, you might freeze to death" category are the Panthers, Ducks and Coyotes.  But Sharks, Hurricanes and Blue Jackets, you guys would die.  You need to change your team names.  My Dad and I suggest the following: Pelts, Snow Leopards, Huskies, Freezing Rain, Snow Birds, Economic Incentive Programs, and Shovels.

Putting A Spin On Things

Sometimes it is hard to be single.  Though I also know it can be hard to be a couple too.  By not dating your Grandparent, I think you can find the goodness in whichever situation you find yourself.  Example - "daaag I wish I had a boyfriend, oh well, things could be worse, I could be dating my Grandpa."  Or "maaaan my significant other is annoying the stink outta me, oh well, things could be worse, i could be dating my Grandma and we could be paying a surrogate to have our child."

In case you're calling the hospital to have me committed, read this article first (then you can call).

The Ides of March, Men Bearing Gifts, Smiling Wolves

You could beware all the things in the title.  Or you heed these words: beware wigs.

Confused

Did someone want to go ahead and let May know that it's not August? And while you're talking to months, ask what happened to April, 'cause really, let's be honest, May came in April.