Postmodern Homer and His Pearls of Wisdom

Here are 2 things that aren't secrets:

1. I really like The Simpsons.
2. Homer Simpson has pervaded Western culture.

I've collected a few Homer quotes here.  I'm pretty sure you can live your life by them...

“It’s better to watch stuff than do stuff.”

“Good things don’t end in ‘eum’ (like museum) they end in ‘mania’ or ‘teria’ (like cafeteria).”

“Trying is the first step towards failure.”

“A boy can learn more in an airport than he can in any school.”

“If God didn’t want us to eat in church, he would have made gluttony a sin.”

“Ah, the tunnel of love – nothing gets a woman in your arms faster than scary robots and simulated privacy.”