All Your Problems Are Solved

Christmas is around a very large corner.  Last year I provided a boat load of fantastic gift ideas.  I believe most of them were ignored.  The exception being the delightful pedicures my lovely cousin Katherine and I had. 

I am promising to do better this year.  I believe I have solved all of your Christmas gift problems.  No more will you sit around, scratching your head until it bleeds, wondering what to get your mother-in-law.  Battles between couples that degrade into vase throwing and fire poker swinging over plasma televisions and stairmasters will dissolve into sixties-esque love-ins.

This glorious gift-o-rama is a website for a Hamilton, ON based business.  You can get every gift you need for really, any season, all from this one website, all from the comfort of your own home.

This magical, magnificent website is: http://www.wigs4you.com/

Happy shopping!

So Close Yet So Far Away

To continue beating on a dead horse, or a recovery laptop...I get lovely lappy back this afternoon with a new hard drive and OS. Much blog posting will happen and things will get back to "normal".

And just so you have something different to read - in lappy's absence I have made around 15 or so meters of popcorn strings, 25 beer cap Christmas tree ornaments, a coke bottle angel, and a smattering of paper snowflakes.

That's A Load Off

Merry Christmas...

...from creepy pipe cleaner Santa.

Something I've Always Wondered (For The Past 2 Months)

I believe the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" works on an assumption. Until this year I hadn't really thought about this assumption. At first I thought the assumption was that a child had witnessed their mother in an adulterous act. Then it occurred to me that in some family traditions, Dad dresses up as Santa and brings the presents.

The good in me wants to work on the assumption that the song is about a couple in a loving married relationship, being caught sharing a bit of physical lovin' by the product of their relationship. But the pessimistic pragmatic in me says that Mum is a ho.

So what do you think -

Is "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" about a loving married relationship, or adulterous acts?
	Love, love, love.
	She's a ho, stone her.
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